Thursday, June 5, 2014
*Sigh* Judging from the echoes, chances are no one's going to read this anytime soon. Good or bad? Um, the nonsensical rambling soon to follow has me thinking it's good—great, actually. Cyberspace does not suffer fools gladly, you know. (This cuckoo post would not be complete without a cliché or two.)
All right, so I'm new to blogging—it's pretty obvious from my title and opening remarks—and I thought I'd say hi, introduce myself, in case you do stumble upon this randomness someday, or find yourself reading one of my books and wondering who's the mastermind behind such works of genius (hey, shh, just go with it). ;)
To start the circus off, I'll go ahead and interview myself (I've done stranger things, I assure you). I'll be using the template we (grown kids) loved in high school. We called it a biography something ... can't really remember now. My brain has aged. Anyway, what we'd do is buy counter books, list fun questions in the margins, and then give our friends and classmates to fill in their info. We did this so we'd remember each other when one of us transferred, or we graduated. Sweet, yes? No? Pff!
Soooo, let's get down to business. I'm sure you have other tasks you need to handle instead of playing here with me—like finishing that report your boss asked you for. Or doing the laundry you were supposed to tackle yesterday. Or going to bed. Or completing those edits nearing deadline. Or cooking dinner. Or.... Screw that! Let's play!
My biography something, something:
Name: Gaeille Mastermind Vanderspek (Duh!)
Date of Birth: 18 March. (That's all you need to know.)
Date of Death: Um, hopefully 2 January 2070.
Nationality: South African.
Star Sign: Pisces, baby!
Children: Nope. Not yet.
Marital Status: Recently single. (If any hunky 6 ft. plus humanoid E.T.s out there read this, come get me. Bags already packed lol.)
Siblings: Younger brother and sister.
Occupation: Writer/ Blogger Extraordinaire (ahem)/ Sketch Artist/ Day Dreamer/ PS handler. Lol.
Genres I write: Erotic Romance — Sci-Fi/Futuristic, Paranormal, and Contemporary. I
cannot restrain my muse. Trust me, I've tried.
Genres I read: Anything with shifters, aliens, possessive alpha heroes, and passionate sex.
Favorite Food Stuffs: Fast food, pizza, biltong (beef jerky), whipped cream, rocky road
ice-cream, seedless red grapes, Mac and Cheese, and lasagna.
Favorite Drinks: RED WINE, hot chocolate, Coca Cola, coffee, tea, and grape juice.
Favorite Colors: NEON GREEN! Followed closely by black, hot pink, purple, and red.
Favorite Animals: Dogs, tigers, leopards, lions, dolphins, horses, wolves, paroquets, and guinea pigs.
Favorite Music: Anything that moves me. Be it rock, r 'n b, hip hop, classical ... you name it.
Favorite Songs: To name a few—Power of Love, That's how strong my love is, Will you be there, With or without you, Faithfully, You learn, Love bites, Loveeeee Song, Skin, Glycerine, Cherish the day, No ordinary love, Sure thing, Do you..., and Don't judge me.
Favorite Musicians: Michael Jackson, Beyonce, Luther Vandross, Sade, U2, Aaliyah, Drake, Tupac, Def Leppard, Led Zeppelin, Alanis Morisette, Bush, Journey, Miguel, Alicia Keys, Rihanna, and UB40.
Favorite Books: TOO MANY! Special mentions are The Alchemist and Conversations with God.
Favorite TV Shows: Grimm, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Quantico, American Horror Story, Blackish, Elementary, Sleepy Hollow, Mom, Scandal, Revenge, Dexter, and The Black List.
Favorite Movies: (Action-packed, silly comedies, romances, and HORRORS.) Avatar, The Matrix Trilogy, Star Trek, World War Z, Harry Potter Series, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Year One, Land of the Lost, Anchorman 1 and 2, The Lake House, Pride and Prejudice, The Dark Knight, Set it off, Despicable Me 1 and 2, Night at the Museum, Seven Psychopaths, Insidious, The Ring, The Water boy, 300, What dreams may come, and everything that has Will Smith and Sandra Bullock in it.
Favorite Actors/esses: Will Smith, Sandra Bullock, Kevin Hart, Melissa McCarthy, The Wayans Brothers, Julia Roberts, Queen Latifah, Martin Lawrence, Will Ferrell, Steve Carell, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Tisha Campbell-Martin, Adam Sandler, Rachel McAdams, Milla Jovovich, Maggie Smith, Jason Momoa, Keanu Reeves, Zoe Saldana, Jonah Hill, Christopher Walken, Sam Rockwell, and Brad Pitt.
Hobbies: Writing, writing, writing, reading, messing around on the net, music, art, researching the paranormal, and energy work.
Favorite Quote: "What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined - to strengthen each other - to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories." George Eliot.
Phew! Okay, I'm done. You can get back to work now—but not before you leave a comment sharing at least one fun fact about yourself. C'mon ... please? You read through all this, you might as well say something. You know you want to....
It's been awesome hanging out. Come back soon for more nonsense. I swear it'll be so much fun.